Winter!: Prepare for holiday gaming!
Watch the credits from beginning to end."Hey…aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting."You've done this before, haven't you?"
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting."Well…at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy…'"
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting."Sure you won…my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
Complete a level without dying."Eight million corpses in this level…and you're not one of them."
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat."Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."